More Vice-Presidential debate theses
By sparrow08 at 14 October, 2008, 3:50 pm
I just found, on my tape recorder, more notations I made from the epic Vice-Presidential debate. (Incidentally, a President presides, but what does the Vice-President do? “Vice-preside”?) Here they are:
It annoys me that Biden calls this disastrous Republican gambling-addict “John,” as if they’re lovers. McCain wants wars that we can’t even imagine. I hate to be alarmist, but it’s quite likely he will attack Iceland (if elected).
My daughter pointed out that Sarah Palin said: “John McCain knows how to win a war.” How to win a war? By getting shot down and being tortured for five years? Guess what — we lost Vietnam! We’re losing Iraq! We lose all our wars! Why? Because they’re stupid, blundering, Imperial invasions thought up by “experts” from the University of Chicago.
Also, John McCain knows how to crash five fighter planes. That should have been Biden’s response to every question: “You know something? John McCain crashed five fighter planes!” I’d like to see Sarah Palin reply: “Well, many of us would crash five fighter planes. It’s just that our fathers aren’t admirals, so we don’t get the chance to! Everyone makes a few mistakes!”
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