Tuesday

sparrow08 — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 14:05:18 +0000

Leaving my house,
the WELCOME mat
is upside down.

Strange Fact

sparrow08 — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 14:11:15 +0000

No one has ever successfully photographed peanut butter underwater.

sparrow08 — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 14:44:23 +0000

I have an X-Acto knife, but I’m searching for an X-Acto spoon.

sparrow08 — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:10:52 +0000

Instead of the term “gated community,” I prefer “prison.”

sparrow08 — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:55:48 +0000

A sudden paranoid thought: are some of my friends wearing toupees?

sparrow08 — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:40:48 +0000

I only use magic markers to perform acts of magic.

sparrow08 — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:02:29 +0000

Some people are transvestites without knowing it.

sparrow08 — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 20:57:36 +0000

I bought a new Timex –
I’m in wristwatch heaven!

sparrow08 — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 13:57:45 +0000

“How was the vigil, Auntie?”

sparrow08 — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 13:49:23 +0000

I search for the ineffable, though I myself am effable.