Nostalgia

Earth mothers

in the 1970s, certain overweight women were known as “earth mothers.”  Now they’re known as “overweight women.”

Angels

Why do angels have wings?  Do they use them to fly, like geese?

on Madonna’s marriage

Now that it’s over, I realize that I’ve always been rooting for the marriage of Madonna and Guy Ritchie — hoping they can create a stable home for Lourdes, Rocco and David Banda.

Sparrow’s Rip-Roaring Debate Party!

Thanks goes out to Sound Fix, our favorite record store/lounge space, for hosting the Rooftop Films and Rumur Inc. Debate Party with Sparrow last night! Stand-ups from local comedy powerhouse Comedy Free Williamsburg performed in front of a packed house of merry revelers, who in a display of “cavalier behavior,” stayed up past bedtime to catch the [...]

Pete Seeger

Robin Hood lived in Sherwood Forest (as in “I sure would love to rob the rich, and give to the wealthless!”).

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Because of my New York City accent, I pronounce “humanity”: “you manatee.”

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On my birthday, I awoke from a dream where Pete Seeger was writing a letter. I heard him read the [...]

Money-pimps

Rather than use the term “investment bankers,” I suggest the phrase “money-pimps.” Instead of pimping women, these shady fellows promote dubious bonds and securities. A slogan:

No Bailout For The Savage Money-Pimps!

The Very First Written Pronouncement

[Warning: DO NOT VOTE FOR ME!! Vote for Mr. Barack Obama. In fact, this is the

Hippies

High School

Freestylin’ Ferries