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If Earthworms Could Vote

By sparrow08 at 18 April, 2010, 5:32 pm

If earthworms could vote, they would dominate the Parliament of Holland.

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The Secret Service

By sparrow08 at 16 April, 2010, 2:16 pm

The Secret Service is not secret.  Everyone knows about it.

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Utopian Misery

By sparrow08 at 12 April, 2010, 7:42 pm

Even in a utopia,
some misery will persist.
Lovers will quarrel.
Men will be sad.
A child will kick the wall in anger.
Even a dog occasionally will whine.
But no one’s misery
will be caused by injustice.

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Bumper sticker

By sparrow08 at 31 March, 2010, 8:19 am

LIVE IN ASTONISHMENT

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Quotation

By sparrow08 at 26 March, 2010, 7:36 am

“All gas stations are melancholy.”
- Lux Interior

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I Want To Hold Your Hand

By sparrow08 at 23 March, 2010, 7:15 am

I want to hold your handbasket
I want to hold your hands
I want to hold your handkerchief
I want to hold your handgun
I want to hold your handlebar mustache
I want to hold your handicap
I want to hold your handout
I want to hold your handmaiden
I want to hold your handwriting
I want to hold your handbag

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Question

By sparrow08 at 22 March, 2010, 6:08 pm

If Dick Cheney is the Antichrist, does that make Joe Biden the Christ?

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My new bumper sticker

By sparrow08 at 26 February, 2010, 9:35 am

IF OBAMA’S A BOLSHEVIK
GLENN BECK IS A NAZI

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The Beatles

By sparrow08 at 25 February, 2010, 6:41 am

The first Beatles tribute band was The Beatles.

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Rainbow

By sparrow08 at 24 February, 2010, 9:07 am

If a pot of gold is at the end of a rainbow, what’s at the beginning of a rainbow?

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