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Religious Observation

By sparrow08 at 4 April, 2011, 4:44 pm

Judaism tastes like Buddhism smells.

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Grotesque Sesame Street Slogan

By sparrow08 at 1 April, 2011, 5:09 am

ANNIHILATE THE LETTER B!

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Fingers

By sparrow08 at 31 March, 2011, 4:49 pm

People have
too many
fingers.

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T-Shirt Design

By sparrow08 at 31 March, 2011, 4:45 pm

I’M ADEPT
& ADRIFT

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Against Plato

By sparrow08 at 30 March, 2011, 2:30 pm

To hell with philosopher-kings! What we need are therapist-queens!

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Genealogy

By sparrow08 at 15 December, 2010, 6:21 pm

I have traced my family back to 1946.

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Strange Fact

By sparrow08 at 14 December, 2010, 7:57 am

Whitman was a cousin
of John Wilkes Booth.

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Tuesday

By sparrow08 at 5 September, 2010, 7:05 am

Leaving my house,
the WELCOME mat
is upside down.

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Strange Fact

By sparrow08 at 5 August, 2010, 7:11 am

No one has ever successfully photographed peanut butter underwater.

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A Search

By sparrow08 at 3 August, 2010, 7:44 am

I have an X-Acto knife, but I’m searching for an X-Acto spoon.

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