Author Archive
Tuesday
By sparrow08 at 5 September, 2010, 7:05 am
Leaving my house,
the WELCOME mat
is upside down.
Strange Fact
By sparrow08 at 5 August, 2010, 7:11 am
No one has ever successfully photographed peanut butter underwater.
Read More >>A Search
By sparrow08 at 3 August, 2010, 7:44 am
I have an X-Acto knife, but I’m searching for an X-Acto spoon.
Read More >>Word Choice
By sparrow08 at 30 July, 2010, 12:10 pm
Instead of the term “gated community,” I prefer “prison.”
Read More >>Paranoid
By sparrow08 at 29 July, 2010, 7:55 am
A sudden paranoid thought: are some of my friends wearing toupees?
Read More >>Magic Markers
By sparrow08 at 28 July, 2010, 6:40 am
I only use magic markers to perform acts of magic.
Read More >>Observation
By sparrow08 at 20 July, 2010, 7:02 am
Some people are transvestites without knowing it.
Read More >>Wristwatch Heaven
By sparrow08 at 13 July, 2010, 1:57 pm
I bought a new Timex –
I’m in wristwatch heaven!
Misunderstood Sentence
By sparrow08 at 12 July, 2010, 6:57 am
“How was the vigil, Auntie?”
Read More >>My Philosophy
By sparrow08 at 29 June, 2010, 6:49 am
I search for the ineffable, though I myself am effable.
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